Have you ever passed by someone on the sidewalk, and heard them say something so random, bizarre or ridiculous that you want to turn around and follow the conversation?
This is a sidewalk snippet.
You’re killing me, necrophiliac!
…and she’s, like, tits…
That feeling? Yo, it’s destiny.
I cannot stand Charlie Sheen.
He’s cute in an ugly way, he’s an engineer…
Somehow, hipsters have made popularity itself unpopular.
There is no potty here, we’ll have to go to the library.
I’m really into biker shit.
That’s pretty douchey of you. Whatever happened to “Lest We Forget?” (Said by a gradeschooler)
I know all the Juggalos and Gangstas.